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Kraft - Miracle Whip
A tangy, sweet spread that dares to masquerade as mayonnaise despite being a "salad dressing".
⚡ REASON FOR SHAME:
NOT MAYONNAISE! Contains sugar and spices. It's literally classified as "salad dressing" not mayo. The audacity!
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8,472
shame votes
"Real mayo doesn't need sugar or spices to hide behind!" - The Mayo Purists